Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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