my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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