I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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