That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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