White coat. Heels.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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