Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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