On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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