I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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