I'm so fucking centered right now
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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