garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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