i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
