Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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