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I'm eating all of the evidence.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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