Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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