She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I bet he comes in French.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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