after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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