Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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