Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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