i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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