girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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