Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
