Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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