whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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