Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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