I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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