My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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