I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
