I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
pop tarts are not kleenex
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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