If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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