see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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go home
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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