he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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