hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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