you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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