we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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