You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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