I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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