Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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