lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
3 2 1 whiskey
MIDGETS
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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