Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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