how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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