Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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