i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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