Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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