i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
50% drunk capacity currently
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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