i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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