if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Randomize
