I'm gonna have a badass scar
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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