My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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