After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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