we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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