My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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