how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
