HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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