Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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