Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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