when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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