I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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